dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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