So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the condom got lost in my hair
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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