The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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