Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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