Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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