I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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