We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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