Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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