drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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