He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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