I'm eating all of the evidence.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
