At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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