i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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