Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Randomize