talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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