How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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