She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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