I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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