So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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