i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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