At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize