I'm jealous of your bromance
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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