i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
