you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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