But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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