I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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