a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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