: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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