You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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