Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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