Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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