My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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