Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it's like iHOP with fire
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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