Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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