i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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