Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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