we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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