Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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