return my video game
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
