what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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