What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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