when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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