I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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