What did we do last night that was yellow?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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