I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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