Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
wow bdsm is so cute
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