Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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