i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
where does the pee come out of this thing
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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