Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
well you can't waste a boner
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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