I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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