WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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