But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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