told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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