...so i touched it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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