I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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