Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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