I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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