you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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