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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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